May 2012
143 posts
April 2012
40 posts
Marvin & Chardonnay
Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW YOU PIG!
Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
Mom: I SAID NOW!
Me: Talk to the talk to the haaaaaaaaand!
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Me: Bitch you talkin to a grown ass man!
Mom: OH SON OF A BI...*Grabs Belt*
Me: *Takes headphones off* Mom did you say something?